Narducci

A dysfunctional, disruptive and agressive person/people. Should steer clear.

Woah watch out, he's a total Narducci.

by TheFakeThickShady October 2, 2016

Douche Nard

Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.

Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"

by Alberto Ruldolf December 4, 2009

nard

Term used for unidentified sticky substances usually found on the floor (especially light colored tiles) after one has hosted a party the night before. Use may also be extended to include anything disgusting, and can be used in many contexts.

Hey! Look at that disgusting nard on the floor.
I feel like nard.
Your outfit looks like nard.
My mouth tastes like nard.
I feel very nardlike today.

by FG March 15, 2005

narf

1) One who plays Dungeons and Dragons

2) An action to signify victory in Dungeons and Dragons

1) Look at that narf playing with his die.

2) I narfed the High Warlord

by roofus43141 April 22, 2006

Nard

Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.

Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard

by David Robert Proud January 20, 2009

nards

A male who participates in extreme activities usually on a random basis. These activites are so out of the ordinary that the male induvidual is said to have "big balls".

"He's the nards is he swallows that fish and chases it with detergent"

by nards May 17, 2005

Narf

verb /närf/ 
narfed, past participle; narfed, past tense; narfing, present participle; narfs, 3rd person singular present

The act of puking a little bit at the back of your mouth but not spewing. Originates from the words 'not' and 'barfing'. This word was created to replace the term 'I just threw up a little bit in my mouth'

Originally coined after a drunk friend misspelled every word in a text including 'barfing'.

"I usually narf after I take a shot of tequila", "I think I just narfed", "Narfing is a warning of pukes to come"

by RachBaDachel August 7, 2012