noob

anyone that's irrelevant or ignorant.
generally you playfully refer to your friends as noobs, when it takes them awhile to get something
teenagers can also be found referring to stupid teachers or coaches as noobs

Example 1:
Girl 1--"I really like wieners. Especially on hot dog day at school"
5 minutes later
Girl 2--"hahahahhaha i get it"
Girl 1--"what a noob"

Example 2:
Girl 1--"Did you hear what coach asked us at practice?"
Girl2--"Does it even matter what he said? He's such a noob."

Example 3:
Boy--"I was talking to the teacher earlier. He was trying to get fresh with me"
Girl--"Eww what a noob!"

by iamyourmomyabish February 4, 2014

Noob

a faggot who doesn't know how to play a shitty game because they don't know what youtube means

You fucking noob, you should learn how this game works faggot.

by MusicallyIsTheBestAppEver March 24, 2017

noob

you are noob
you shoot like a noob
it is to abuse lose, people who cant play the game eg noobs usally dosnt refer to time, but more the skills of enought play
and
yes you are a noob

your mum is a noob
you are a noob
noob shot
lol I just head shot a noob
and
Noob diver

by Mr.Olly June 5, 2007

Noob

A response to being defeated.

John Smith vs. Ninja Glider

John Smith puts a bullet between Ninja Glider's head!

Ninja Glider: noob

by MrCoolness June 21, 2009

noob

Anyone who is new, or acts in a novice like way on a game or a game discussion.

You before you got skilled (in halo 3 before you got at least 100 experience.) A stereotypical noob is master chief in the master chief sucks series and the arby and the chief series.

by cotigitator October 1, 2008

Noob

someone with little or limited knowledge, usually regarding a game. also more generally used to describe someone of little intelligence in general

oh my good jersey your suck a fucking noob

by thejudes January 9, 2010

Noob

The most hatet group of people on MMOPRG games like World of warcraft.

Get the fuck out of my raid you green Noob

by Brandenkauer March 10, 2009