a stupid app for stupid ass mums
they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves
lazy ass hags
they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves
lazy ass hags
me: mum…why do you have an app called ‘mush’ on your phone?
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers
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Commonly used to refer to gambling addicts who are pushing 40 and still believe that parlays are a good investment.
Typical phrases coming from mush people include:
"Chat I stopped gambling, wallah" (He will gamble the same day)
Commonly used to refer to gambling addicts who are pushing 40 and still believe that parlays are a good investment.
Typical phrases coming from mush people include:
"Chat I stopped gambling, wallah" (He will gamble the same day)
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Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
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