My Morning Jack-It

Masturbation in the AM. Generally results from morning wood

"I woke up to a nice my morning jack-it"... "you mean like the band?" ... nope

by icechris September 1, 2011

morwhore

A Mormon whore.

That Morwhore did what to Kevin??!?!

by Mahanchiba January 22, 2009

Morningcap

a drink to cap off your morning.

Can I interest you in a morningcap, my dear?

by ZStyle90 January 26, 2010

morthlic

Half Mormon-half catholic.

My mom is Mormon.

My dad is catholic.

Therefore I am morthlic.

The struggle is real.

by Morthlic king September 22, 2013

Moriable

-The measure of resistance to physical contact
-The greater the moriability the more repulsion between person and matter
Ultimate moriability is when there is NPC (no-physical-contact) at all.

Can be calculated using formula m=RxD
Moriability = Resistance to object(F) X distance between matter and object(d)

- bro you are moriable

by Titanium12345 April 20, 2017

MORGANFOREMAN

A young girl that enters into sexual relationships with old men that could be mistaken for her grandfather, for financial gain. Different than a morghane. A morghanne is lazy and will accept any shiny trinket for sexual favors. A morganforeman works very hard to gain as much money as possible from her elderly victims.

The church is upset at the morganforeman that continues to sit in the front row, next to the preacher.

That morganforeman is working hard (like a foreman) to get her name in the will of that old man!

by castle44 May 29, 2017

Morning Sharpener

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.

"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."

by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017