A modern calendar setting year zero as the year the internet was launched 1982 while rataining standard calendar months and days, with all years after 1982 referenced as "the year __ A.I." or "after the internet" and all years before 1982 referenced as 'the year __ B.I." or "before the internet."
Using the Millenial Calendar a person born in 2004 would be said to have been born in the year 21 A.I. , and a person born in 1966 would be said to have been born in the year 21 B.I.
by respectistheanswer May 19, 2018
Get the Millenial Calendar mug.Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.
A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.
A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.
"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"
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A descriptive for a mid-twenty something who would always prefer being at home with a blanket and Netflix than being out partying.
"Wasn't Leah meant to be coming tonight?"
"Oh, you know she is such a Grand-Millenial.... it's past 9pm"
"Oh, you know she is such a Grand-Millenial.... it's past 9pm"
by theOGGrandma October 8, 2019
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Pseudo-millenial have a lot of the same problems as millennials such as, mass depression and anxiety/mental disorders (partly due to mental health awareness), financial struggle due to older generations.
But pseudo-millenials can more easily keep up with modern humour and zoomer memes. Therefore making the pseudo-millenials a gap in generations that came with turn of the 21st century.
Pseudo-millenial have a lot of the same problems as millennials such as, mass depression and anxiety/mental disorders (partly due to mental health awareness), financial struggle due to older generations.
But pseudo-millenials can more easily keep up with modern humour and zoomer memes. Therefore making the pseudo-millenials a gap in generations that came with turn of the 21st century.
Girl 1:"How old is your brother? He looks like he's 12, is he a zoomer?"
Girl 2:"Nah he just got a bad case of babyface, he's 19. He's a pseudo-millenial."
Girl 2:"Nah he just got a bad case of babyface, he's 19. He's a pseudo-millenial."
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mil-len-ee-uh t...A Millenniot is a person born in the 1980s or 1990s who's education has degraded so bad that they can barely coexist with modern society. One who needs to take a class on how to be an adult. They are a combination of millennialsand idiots. They create new words and language because the common one is too complictaed, and prefer to be politically correct because their cranial cavitiesare too far up their anal orifices.
mil-len-ee-uh t...A Millenniot is a person born in the 1980s or 1990s who's education has degraded so bad that they can barely coexist with modern society. One who needs to take a class on how to be an adult. They are a combination of millennialsand idiots. They create new words and language because the common one is too complictaed, and prefer to be politically correct because their cranial cavitiesare too far up their anal orifices.
The Millenniot stood in the kitchen shaking violently after reading the directions on the back of the catsup bottle, which read shake well before opening.
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If you're too young for a millennial but can still miss the days of baggy jeans, Aeropostale hoodies, and the 2000's-early 2010's internet, then you're a zillennial.
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Katie and Lexie repainted the renaissance painting with a fidget spinner, galaxy print, and a septum piercing in it as a way to millennialize it.
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