Hairy Mexican

A drink created in upstate New York, inspired by the taste of a hairy Mexican. 1 part tequila, one part whiskey--the cheaper the booze the hairier the Mexican.

I tried chasing it with a beer, but i couldn't get the taste of that Hairy Mexican out of my mouth. Mike tried one and puked in the sink.

by spinski August 25, 2010

fat annoying mexican

a fat mexican that is annoying as hell

those fat annoying mexicans ae bothering me

by misaya of words June 27, 2016

Mexican Air Force

Mexican yard man with a gas powerd leaf-blower.

"I can't hear you, the Mexican Air Force is on maneuvers in my back yard. Let me call you back."

by Kimber Mullen January 14, 2007

Mexican Massage

The premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.

Man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper's face when she walked in on me giving myself a Mexican massage!

by BlkCrowe October 31, 2012

mexican escape hatch

Found in a portable toilet or port-o-let at a construction site. It is the lid that closes the toilet which is believed to be a tunnel that leads to Mexico that many of the workers at the construction site have emerged from.

Man are there any Americans employed by this contractor or does he just open the Mexican escape hatch to find a crew.

by Christobon January 6, 2008

Mexican Spaghetti

Ramon noodles smothered in enchilada sauce.

Consuelo was surprised to find her wedding reception dinner was Mexican Spaghetti

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

mexican wheelbarrow

fucking a girl from behind as you hold her legs up and she walks around the room on her hands.

Katy is such a mexican wheelbarrow. She can haul several loads at once.

by Bilbo T-baggins September 28, 2008