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Mercedes Mom

A white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. They can’t pay for it because theyre middle class but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible
Dude... why whould you want to go to derek’s? His mom is a mercedes mom
by Pjh412 September 22, 2017
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merked

To be badly beaten up or killed. Comes from the word Murded.
by Deckmaster171 May 31, 2006
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Merched

Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2".
Past tense of, "Merching"

Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.
"Oh shit, Tony just merched and lost the objective"
by PerfectPerception October 13, 2013
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mercedes

All girls called mercedes are BRATS,
Mercedes the girl at my school
by anon April 20, 2005
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mercer island

The biggest groupl of faggots in the world. Act tough upfront when they are bunch of pussy ass white boyz. Their parents get em whateva they want n the always try n compare them selves to bellevue. funny how ur whole island got da shit kicked out of em dis summer. Faggots the whole state laughs at ur amazingly large egos. Andwhatever happend to ur AMAZING basketball team?Not doin to well dis year. Have fun in football next year playin Bellevue.
Mercer Island is the home of a bunch of cockblocks all of the guys there are so unbelievably gay and wanna act tough but will never do shit. Hope ur gay ass island sinks tonight.Peace Bitchez
by 4-PeAt January 4, 2005
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merked

1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.
1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!
by Jimasd November 9, 2008
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Mercer bitches

Derogatory term used to describe persons who try to accomplish something but fail miserably. Named after Mercer County band who placed 4th in State Championships.
Man, look at those Mercer bitches. Don't make em angry or they'll go 4th place on your ass.
by Mercerbitch3000 March 3, 2005
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