Melany

The best friend you didn't know you needed.

Melany get over it he don't want you

by Juneyjune November 12, 2022

Melanie B. Garren

A real nice German teacher who works at Chris Fore's kingdom at TPAA.
Very, very chill.
Not much more to say.

Students: *Quietly doing Duolingo*
Melanie B. Garren: "SICKA SACKA SICKA SACKA"
Students: "HOI" "HOI" "HOI"

by Cincinnatihell February 24, 2022

Melany chica

She is a very annoying girl, and very fucking ugly, always tried to steal someone’s man. Reiss titan body back built ass.

Melany chica is fat

by Mr.big butt February 7, 2022

Melany

She has a mommy kink

Melany has a mommy kink

by chuuyaromantic July 9, 2021

melanie reti

Melanie Reti is the most kind, loyal, faithful and warm hearted lady, with a beautiful soul and a vibe that you'll never forget. A heart that you could never find in any other human, and a love so pure that you would fall in love without intending to. She is, the most perfect Melanie in the world. Cherish her like there's no tomorrow.

"You're the best and the baddest Honey on earth Melanie Reti"

by badst April 23, 2018

Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.

"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."

by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024

Melanie

Either the sweetest and most gentle girl you will ever meet or the most two-faced, conniving, narcissistic bitch in the galaxy. Both variants will put up a front of being kind and caring so you won't know which one they are until you inevitably get fucked over.

Person 1: I'm thinking of inviting Melanie on the trip with us.

Person 2: Wait, Melanie A. or Melanie T.?

Person 1: Melanie T.

Person 2: Oh thank god, I hate Melanie A.

by 2cool2paytaxes July 4, 2023