meeowww

I am a cat !!!

Saying randomly: *meeowww I am a cat*

by bastiaanttjuhh December 5, 2022

meeton

A type of autistic monkeys that are only seen in schools with the rest of the monkeys

"yo did you see what meeton did last night?"
"No i was asleep"
"Dude the monkey literally started jumping on a desk"
"DAMN"

by NotMartinWasTaken December 9, 2022

Melbourne Stars

The worst cricket club to ever walk the planet. The definition of poverty and choking in 1 franchise. Can’t stay healthy and should be replaced

Girl:“ I’m depressed”

Men: ‘At least you don’t support the Melbourne Stars’

by DeshaunWatsonsMassagePalace December 13, 2022

Melbourne

The Ohio of weather. Especially in Spring and Summer.

Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 18, 2022

Meeblings

A Flash game series made by Ninja Kiwi which you have to tap on special Meeblings to control the other Meeblings across the field, and getting all of them to the exit sign. There's also stuff like the Player Pack edition of the game with community-designed levels. It can be played on the Ninja Kiwi Archive as of Flash's extinction.

"Man, I really miss Meeblings since Ninja Kiwi would never make a third one ever again."

by Otheruser325 January 20, 2023

Melbourne

A shithole

Melbourne is a shithole

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Melbourne

Melbourne is a city in australia in the state of Victoria, it is the crime capital out of all the major cities (except Darwin coz no one gives a shit about Darwin it’s all country land) and is notoriously known for having the longest covid lockdown in human history. Melbourne was once referred to as the most liveable city in the world but has quickly been on a downfall to becoming the Chicago of Australia. The gang violence down here gets worse and worse every month. Going out in the city at night is risky and dangerous. Knife & gun crime are on a rise. Melbourne has a reputation for the most corrupt police officers in the country and the current premier has recently been accused in parliament for corruption. From this perspective your better off moving out

Jake: “aye cuz let’s go on a flight to Melbourne and enjoy our life”

Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”

Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on”

“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”

by Burncitylingo January 30, 2023