manonnaise

Basically its sperm. Its white, sticky and spreads like mayonnaise. But its the masculine term.

When you spunk all over a womans face you say to her, "how do you like that MAN-O-naise bitch"?....

Or, Last night my bitch ate all my manOnaise, it was the best blow I've ever received. My balls are deflated.

Or. Hey bitch want some manOnaise?

Do not ever put manOnnaise on you salad and this is plain sick!!!

Also know as bukkake but in a milder form. sperm,cum,man white, spunk

by MRDG September 21, 2008

Manon

Manon’s are the kind of kids who def had too much sugar. they can be dangerous at times, but if you don’t give then knives or forks or things like that, everything should be fine.
Manons are so caring and loving, and like paulines, are like tiny lil moms.
Manon’s have a great sense of humour (usually) and will surely keep u smiling.

*person in a room randomly smiles and stares at you creepily with a pot of sugar in their hand*
you: oh. i see. a manon.

by maki bear (aka maki-b) June 10, 2019

Stockton to Malone

Named for the famous one-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.

"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wicked stockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."

by joe9999999 September 13, 2007

Maloned

Maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.

Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'

"Tonya Harding totally Maloned Nancy Kerrigan."

by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003

Malone

this has a number of different meanings:

1) Can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual.

2) Or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes sexual in nature.

1) Person1: Hello! Nice to meet you. My name is (insert name). Yours?

Person2:
Hoonamoona Balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like.

Person1:
You...are a Malone.

2) Person1:
What'd you do last night?

Person2:
I had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt...

Person1:
Maaaloooone!!!

by The Original Malone February 7, 2009

mamon

In el Salvador a green sour fruit. Or canbe used to refer to someone that is gay.

Anda Comprar una bolsa de mamones!
go buy a bag of mamones ( no english translation)

Vos si que sos Mamon!!
You really are a queer!

by Francisco Arias December 21, 2006

Mahoney

Vodka and OJ drink (Screwdriver) in remembrance of "Mahoney" Saatkamp.

There's no vodka in this Mahoney!!

by Noko Resident July 20, 2011