Matt 

A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour

“Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”

Matt by Dingobopper October 23, 2018

Matt 

A soft fella, likely does drugs. Spectacle clad, and would definitely be open to becoming a furry. His heart is a whore, and he is a stinky.

He is such a Matt, wearing a fursuit of hideous quality like that

Matt by philliam fieri July 2, 2019

Matt 

An all around POS. The whitest boy of the white boys. He is crazy and is bound to bring baggage to your life. The type of guy who says the n word even though he is white as snow, like PALE pale. Hasn’t had a job for years, but probably sells addy to minors to make up for it. When you meet him, he will be charming and say all the right things, but it is all manipulation! Bottom line, if you ever meet a Matthew, it’s time to run girl.

“Oh he cheated on you? Yeah, sounds like Matt”

Matt by jtcandc October 15, 2019

Matt 

Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.

Carry me in Brawhalla Matt

Matt by Hxmiiid June 2, 2020

Matt 

Matt is someone who encompasses the good things in life. Matt is a person who asks questions, is intelligent, and always seems to know who he is. All of these things don’t account for his humor, which is always well thought out and incredibly witty. His quiet, patient, and respectful demeanor is something that needs to be appreciated. He is musically talented, intelligent (not just smart, but truly intelligent with what he says), well spoken, and passionate. A Matt is naturally attractive, with brown hair, brown eyes, and a great nose. These things only add to his personality, making a Matt the embodiment of perfect. You might think you have to change yourself for a Matt, but don’t, they always appreciate you for you. And, despite their love for some of the most odd things, you will always fall in love with a Matt. The great things may scare you away because it’s too good to be true. I mean how good can a Matt get? Pretty good. So hold onto your Matt. If you don’t, you’ll likely find yourself missing him and all of the good things that make him Matt.

“Hey, who is that guy?”

“Oh, that’s Matt. He’s great.”

Matt by chf2020 March 7, 2020

matt 

matt is a homosexual who likes penis

matt is the best homo ever

matt by matt wolfe 69 December 4, 2018

matt 

when you hear the name matt, you just want to explode. but i’m talking about one matt in particular. this matt is trash at video games and pretty weird. plus he has a habit of calling his girl, maddi, a bot weird right? also i know he has a girl shocking right. but secretly i think he is gay tho. if you ever see him please call for help. he is dangerous and deadly.

matt is trash at video games.

matt by mattistrash May 16, 2020