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manpon

A wadded up piece of tissue, toilet paper, or paper towel, used to soak up a swampy sweat ass, depending on the degree of moisture.
It is so hot out here, I need to change my manpon before my date
by pabloescobar69 October 6, 2010
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Slinging mayonaise

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.
Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame
by longboarder870 May 4, 2009
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Dirty Manon

A French girl who's a hottie, she's often an Aquarius, she like fromage and the baguette because she's French. She tends to like wine a little too much, you will always have a good time with a dirty Manon.
Omg she's a dirty Manon, she eat baguette while she's drunk, look !
by Manonthefrench May 26, 2020
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carrot in the mayonnaise

when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.
by John McTumling August 24, 2017
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Marilyn Manson

An Amazing rock band that never gets any credit for what they do because everyone hates the frontman.

While at first glance they're songs seem painfully obvious, a lot of the time there are several underlying meanings that make them more interesting.

And yes, Marilyn Manson is a satanist, that is, a LaVeyan Satanism. He's a reverend at the church of Satan and the entire Antichrist Superstar album was dedicated to the teachings of satanism (Look up the lyrics to the reflecting god).
Preps hate him because they think he's a freak.

Conservatives hate him because he is a satanist.

Goths hate him because they feel he's a wannabe.

Metal fans hate him because they don't think he's really metal.

Marilyn Manson = Most hated man in music.
by Yurihex October 22, 2007
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Patty Mayonaise

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"
Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."
by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009
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Marilyn Manson

"Rock" musician and group whose music is nothing more than dance club techno beats and guitars; Very clever person who uses various tactics such as bashing established philosophies to create controversy and being a professional victim for publicity to boost his bank account; Helped spawn a new generation of children who wear black and bitch about how much the world sucks without doing anything to fix such issues; Hates religion yet has fans who worship him to a degree that they perform cult like rituals of self mutilation; Preaches tolerance and understanding yet rips up Bibles at his shows thus stomping on the beliefs of others, Repackages older songs and markets them to a younger audience; Often plays on The David Letterman Show with unplugged instruments.
Marilyn Manson is the musical genius who brought us such classics as "Blood, Shit, & Cum" and "ROCK 'N' ROLL NIGGER".
by Rob L. May 15, 2005
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