manhole

What a fag calls his fag lovers chute.

I got poop on my chode when I yanked it out of his manhole and started to felch him.

by bt February 20, 2003

manhole

a dirty, rotten whore. Men will go to her for sex, and sex only,because she is a useless piece of shit. She is just a "hole" to a man. Almost like a hooker, but she aint smart enough to get paid for being a slut.

"Look at that stupid bitch over there...Are her legs ever closed? What a fuckin manhole!"

by Brianne1979 January 15, 2006

Manolo probe popsicle

When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.

I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I wasn't about to kiss him after the Manolo probe popsicle.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

Manfleshed

When a man penetrates any orifice of another persons body with his penis.

This term is a product of the popular line from the LOTR series. EX. "You will taste manflesh!" Or; "I smell manflesh."

Use the line in a single word verb fashion. EX, Manfleshed or manfleshing or simply manflesh.

"Dude, I manfleshed that chick over there.

by swimp May 17, 2009

mandle

the act of handling something by a man or like a man; an action under-taken aggressively or with a manly swagger or over-confident bravado.

Man 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Man 2: Yeah?

Man 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Man 2: Hell yeah.

Woman 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Woman 2: Yeah?

Woman 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Woman 2: Hell yeah.

by buddyboy1006 April 13, 2010

Mandle

a candle placed strategically in a man's room that, when lit, guarantees sex will occur

1. My roommate is sorely mistaken, he thinks girls like candles in the bathroom. Everyone knows that's not where mandles go.

2. Bro 1: She's coming over in five minutes, and we haven't cleaned up from last night's party! It looks like a frat house in here!
Bro 2: Quick, light a mandle! She won't notice anything else.

by Farmer Daniel December 11, 2010

shit mangler

a dirty person: one who mangles shit; usually with their bare hands.

Sarah was so dirty that she always looks like a shit mangler, rubbing it all over herself.

by unused_name June 29, 2008