The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.
"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."
by Stephanie Holmes May 13, 2005
Get the the runner-up e-mail mug.when a woman really wants a guy she will send him her panties through the mail often with a note. this is called panty mail.
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Get the panty mail mug.F-mail is shortened from the term "facebook mail" which is the private message service provided for facebook accounts.
by GillesBáthory May 5, 2009
Get the F-Mail mug.when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc
by dan5000 May 20, 2015
Get the fart mail mug.When a person of the opposite sex sends your significant other a message via any messaging or social media platform, etc. and they are not worthy.
You got scum mail.
You got scum mail.
by MeganAmerica February 17, 2017
Get the Scum mail mug.it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail
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