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Mat

If a person is very gullible, stubborn and annoying. You call them a Mat. A Mat is someone who typically doesn’t listen to you or hear you out. They’re likely to make bad decisions due to their stubbornness.
Person 1:Bro just listen to me and stop being a Mat!
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.

Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.
by Disor August 12, 2022
mugGet the Matmug.

jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!
by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009
mugGet the jizz matmug.

Mats Hummels

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.
Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”
by Crimson15 August 12, 2023
mugGet the Mats Hummelsmug.

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.
I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.
by mj2018 November 20, 2018
mugGet the Mattedmug.

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.
Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.
by nellie shoots February 6, 2012
mugGet the Laundry mats closedmug.

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.
After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
mugGet the Dick matmug.

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