Mystery meat

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat

You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat

by SavvyOne November 9, 2018

mystery trend

We don't know what it is. What is it? I don't know. Do you? What a mystery! Why a mystery? Why a trend? What a trend? How is a mystery a trend? Is the trend a mystery? Is it actually a mystery trend? Is it playing with us? Are they playing with us? Are we playing ourselves? Are we creating the mystery? I don't know. Do you?

Q: Why is the "mystery trend" never mentioned in Julian Cope's song "The Mystery Trend"?

A: The mystery train is on its way.

by Binggan March 31, 2024

mystery makeout

when the male ejaculates semen into a drink mixer. then the female squirts cum into the same drink mixer. then use the drink mixer and mix the females cum and the males cum together. when the substance is properly mixed, both the male and the female take drink as much as they can. when they do that then they makeout with the substance in their mouths.

hey, ally wanna have a mystery makeout tonight?

by j-fish origanal mysterymakeout April 26, 2011

Mystery Unknown One

Mystery Unknown One, it's a term used for people disguised as an unknown one, and are a mystery for people. It's also used to tag people who never talk about their selves. It's also a name for a Tf2 Server Community's Admin; The name of the community is AoDRP, he gets bullied by spamming Tatsumaki's Rep commands.

???: *walks through the city*
People: Oh, he is mysterious.....
Dick Skinner: Nah he is just Mystery, an AoDRP Admin. His name is Mystery Unknown One, a good admin tbh.

by JustFabby May 12, 2018

Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.

“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

mystery burrito

a burrito that you dont know what is inside

is that a mystery burrito

by makemoney1234 December 17, 2010

mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I took a mystery shit last night.

by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011