Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.
My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
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Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you
*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*
Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood
Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood
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Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
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Maria looked at the crimson sky and remarked, "Uh ohh. Red sky in the morning. Maybe we should cancel today's picnic."
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