pauly hassan mohammed

A big gang member around the streets.

Pauly hassan mohammed pull mad gangs

by blackkfcmanager April 9, 2019

Mohammed

Usually a shrimp dick sheep who tries to prove hes the shit.

Don't be fooled.

"Do you wanna see something funny?"
"Quit being such a Mohammed."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

mohamed harbi

mohamed harbi is a short black kid whos very cute. i wish i was his girlfriend eeek

i love you so much mohamed harbi

by chick827 March 4, 2022

8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

Mohamed

Mohamed is a very respectful guy when he needs to be. he is sexy asf and he way to much girls but he is 1000% loyal when he is in a relationship. His soulmates name will start with a M and his meat is between 8-10 inches

A girl- hey Mohamed you look so good today

Mohamed who is in a relationship at the Moment-
Get away from me hoe I got a wife

by Blah blah blah 😄 March 23, 2025

Mohamed Mohamed

A term used to describe a short stubby stick in your way while hiking or also used to describe little pimple infested useless person

This small little Mohamed Mohamed! is in my damn way

Look at him he's so short and look at his acne he s such a Mohamed Mohamed

by Misogonistocrat October 30, 2021

Mohammed Bin Sulayem

Absolute nobhead FIA president that treats grown men like children.

"Hey, did you hear Mohammed Bin Sulayem banned swearing in interviews? "

by SkibidiVettelFan69 May 20, 2025