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Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!
by The Botherer July 20, 2022
mugGet the Minge Botherermug.

minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.
My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.
mugGet the minge & purgemug.

Ming-Yi

Ming-Yi is a nice girl who is an awesome friend and is very smart. She is a girl of many talents and is good at pretty much everything and has tons of friends.
Person 1: Ming-Yi wants to hang out with me!
Person 2: No way! She's so popular!!!
by -the real keira March 6, 2023
mugGet the Ming-Yimug.

Fizzy Minge

The unusual tingling feeling a girl feels between her legs when standing next to an attractive male while stuck on a tube for nearly an hour, with the temperature increasing in both the Carriage, and between her legs.
L: 'I was stuck on the tube today for ages, like 50 mins. At least the guy next to me was, like, WELL FIT. I had a proper fizzy minge!'
by Smaybes April 14, 2011
mugGet the Fizzy Mingemug.

Ya Ming

ay dem rims be fresh, ya ming?
by dat one dude October 25, 2006
mugGet the Ya Mingmug.

Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.
Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless
by Cockdriller March 1, 2010
mugGet the Yao Mingmug.

minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money
Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag
by wilkie January 11, 2009
mugGet the minge bagmug.

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