trout minge

Trout Minge:
A trout minge is a vagina that smells like a dead trout.
I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.
by tommy 2 sugars March 01, 2017
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Ming En

A Ming En is the kindest of all men, who strives for the greatness of those around him and everybody else who cross his paths. The renaissance man, he is an astute scholar, a gifted musician often found terrific with the drumset and quite possibly teaches it too. As a paradigm of the gifted scholarly musician, Ming En is blessed with physical capabilities, even in the army such as the GS Branch. To know a Ming En is to know a man with a mole who is a blessing to all those he meets, loves, greets, teaches and helps.
Man, Ming En is always helping me out in these situations!
by erlangcucks April 08, 2021
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ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.
check out mah ming boarding skillz
by kerb stealer February 06, 2011
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minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.
My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.
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Ya Ming

ay dem rims be fresh, ya ming?
by dat one dude October 25, 2006
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Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.
Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless
by Cockdriller March 02, 2010
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minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money
Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag
by wilkie February 01, 2008
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