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Mikey

Mikey is the funniest person ever. Their real name is Sophia and nobody is like them. NOBODY. They are a girl but go by He/Him and they just so happen to luckily be your sister/brother. You guys laugh constantly and there is only one of them in the world. His sister/brother is called Steve. They are great together. And together they are Steve&Mikey Snoola Suffers.
Steve: Wow, Mikey, you're so funny!
Mikey: That's because I'm Mikey.
by Steve Snoola Suffers September 12, 2021
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Mikey

A slur that originates from a dude who cheated, lied, and leaked private conversations. A dude that does not respect mental wellbeing. A dude that never truly loved you, used you, and supposedly fell in love with someone else, but can't care to admit it. Someone who does not deserve forgiveness. Someone who does not understand mental disorders. Basically the biggest asshole you can think of.
Kate: omg you dont need him bestieee

mikey: *comes in*
Courtney: oh a mikey, TSKK
by Cluster_hug June 5, 2022
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Mikey

His name is normally Michael lopes and he likes cars, bars, and has a dog named har. He on the quest for that cupcake and is the Mexican eazy e.
by Morbius99fortnitecheeks June 4, 2022
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Mikey

Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.
There's something about Mikey.
by MikeyisEpic November 24, 2021
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Mikey Belcher

He sucks balls and dick
If u ever see him run he a pedo
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Mikey

He’s a fat lazy cripple who only gets out of bed for Shannon
Mikey won’t do things with the boys but for girls he moves like the flash
by Granny smasher June 8, 2022
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Mikey

Mikey is a person that will take up 68% of your mental capacity with a thoughts of the next time he is going to stick his cock inside you because his sweet brown eyes literally consume your whole mind. His artistic personality and his demeanor of being alone is okay because he can always find a way to make everyone around him and himself happy. His smile will drive you wild his laugh will be imprinted in your mind forever. His touch on your back or your thigh will drive you wild and you'll forever be addicted to a Mikey. Whether it's his dry sense of humor, his silly obnoxious side or his need to take a ride you'll instantly fall in love with Mikey's free sprit. He's quiet and keeps to him self which makes him mysterious but that keeps you hooked. Hes compassion and drive for the things he loves keep you inspired. If you have a Mikey and you question his love for you don't and hold on tight because he will be the love of your life.
A Mikey will consume your thoughts.
by Mofun4us Mrs man February 3, 2025
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