turbo midget

Joe Rogan is a confirmed anti-vaxxer, he is such a turbo midget.
by mmoponcho May 20, 2021
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Spooky Midget

The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.
"Holy shite a spooky midget just feckin attacked me"
"Dont you mean a little person?"
"no"
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midget musk

A pungent, distinct stench from a person under average height due to their sweat glands being improper size for their body, often perceived negatively by olfactory senses.
Did Danny DeVito borrow that jacket? The midget musk is overpowering.
by Cass Money March 16, 2009
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Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.
Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!
by Realvimshady April 01, 2019
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Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.
by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017
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Cohens a midget

The shortest boy you’ll ever see
Cohens a midget!!
by A sink December 13, 2019
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