mega-seed

someone that is really really really really creepy

Shanice is a mega-seed

by imapunnettlover April 27, 2011

mega dilf

someone that is more than a dilf

'omg have you seen Leonardo Dicaprio in Don't Look Up he's a mega dilf

by therealbob369 April 10, 2022

mega lol

The highest level of lol.

Where a joke is so funny that it leaves you no choice but to mega lol
Ranks above standard lol and super lol

“You've been such a stupid cunt lately”
“Watch your language dude”
“Oh I meant silly cunt”
“That’s like totally mega lol bro”

by Spicybungalover69 December 05, 2021

Mega bear

Mega bears r majestical creatures that eat big booties bitch the jerk them off in their sleep after they wake up wet they munch on penis (big penis) and proceed to jerk them off hoping to make them cum. Mega bears thrive on cum. After they’re extremely exhausted so they snuggle up on there gfs vagina hole 😍 After that they sleep and repeat the whole process. Currently they have no leader

“Bro oml angel is a mega bear”

by Balls 😱😱 May 02, 2022

mega's palace

Bitches and hoes for rent and more.

Don't fuss! Mega's palace has puss for less!

by h00chymama January 15, 2009

Mega Cooker

The process of ripping a cone and then exhaling the smoke into a balloon of nitrous and inhaling repeatedly until failure

Look Lambo is doing a mega cooker

by Comparetor May 01, 2023

mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form

Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED

by GTESUS March 16, 2018