mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form

Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED

by GTESUS May 11, 2018

Mega High

The highest one can ever get. Achievable when a sativa dominent strain is combined with an indica dominant strain to a bong, the only piece able to be used, and then have a 5 hour high. Symptoms include: everything feeling great, explosion of numbness in the feet, or craving of all foods.

"Hey Chuck, how your was brother's wedding?"
"I don't know, I got mega high 2 hours before, and forgot about the whole thing."

by Drunken Wanderer September 10, 2012

Mega Knight

Mega Knight is the definition of gay in Clash Royale. Mega Knight users are mega gay because they mega nut to the mega knight when they play this card. Also, Mega Knight users have no father figure in their lives.

Skillful Clash Royale Player: Bro just played mega knight. That's kinda gay.

by Greg The Slime April 11, 2023

Mega Cooker

The process of ripping a cone and then exhaling the smoke into a balloon of nitrous and inhaling repeatedly until failure

Look Lambo is doing a mega cooker

by Comparetor May 1, 2023

mega mungous

When “big” or “humongous” aren’t accurate enough words.

“Her forehead is mega mungous.. did you see it?”

by 𝔇𝔫𝔫𝔩𝔣𝔯𝔩 February 13, 2023

Mega Mouth

Someone who never stops talking in the work place or anywhere!

OH GOD ITS MEGA MOUTH...... I WANT TO DIE

by ForeheadGinger January 4, 2023

Mega G

Basically just a total bad ass.
The G most likely stands for gangster.

He jumped off that building and escaped like a Mega G.

by TheWaddlingDuck July 6, 2023