mega gay

the act of being cute, kind, and a tiny bit gay.

sara was mega gay, she was my heart.

by crop top baby December 16, 2019

mega no

The ultimate of all negative answers.

One level above a regular no and two levels above a super no or hell no on the Negative Response Severity Scale (NRSS). This term is nearly synonymous with fuck no.

Person A: So will you be attending Jeremy's party?
Person B: Mega no! I hate Jeremy.

by Not Jeremy October 21, 2008

mega virgin

A mega virgin is someone who either still spends money on fortnite past 1st October 2018 or still considers it good and enjoyable

Half my year at school are all mega virgins

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Mega ultra shit thot g4y with lesbian no reversing

literally DESTROYS you're opponent, whose the hoe now?

Bob: hey jeff ur mom mega gay
Jeff: no u
Bob: reverse card
Jeff: Mega ultra shit thot g4y with lesbian no reversing
Bob: *fucking turns into ashes and will never ever be seen again*

by AnalGamerXXX April 10, 2019

mega pint

mega pint means drinking mega-ly, pouring urself a lot of alcohol in a cup to drink.

johnny poured himself a mega pint of red wine to drink.

a mega pint?? 😃

by Xrena April 29, 2022

Mega zert buss

An extremely high and or wasted person that is a puss or a pussy in a safe environment such as school so that authorities(teachers) won't understand.

Wow. You are high and you won't eat that apple off the ground? You are a mega zert buss.

by Johnsmith525 August 3, 2008

mega taco

A swollen female vag that protrudes through tight clothing - most likely because it is hungry; or, engorged with taco stuffing. Either way, it is similar to the female cameltoe but sligtly more frigtening.

mega taco + pants (optional) = hungry women

by douche-homo April 5, 2008