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loony bin

the place in which a smacktard should be thrown, where they can be constantly beaten into leaning basic british geography until they are able to recite numerous times "the lake district is not in scotland and i have been a retard for thinking so, and i also have a tiny penis"(lol). these places are usually full of strange looking creatures that tend to go by the name of 'Miller'. loony bins are often situated in a place that is so remote these 'millers' cannot harm society in anyway.
Miller, you be a smacktard and belong in a 'loony bin'
Miller, how have you survived so long without the men in white coats thrwing you in a 'loony bin'??!!
by mr jack daniel February 6, 2006
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can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?

A phrase used to ask a person to flash you, possibly leading to sexual contact of some sort.
"DAMN girl, you so fine, can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?
by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008
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loop-the-loop

n. an old synonym for 69, describing the sexual act of mutual oral stimulation.
God it was hot when Betty and Rachel looped-the-loop.
by paddlenaked March 26, 2004
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Loop

The product of using auto-correct while typing the word "poop" into a phone or computer.
So the other day I took a really big loop.
Gosh darn it I meant poop.
by billthebeast January 18, 2011
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loompy

(adj.) a condition of mild-obesity and temporary loss of sense or logic. often accentuated with spontaneous songs sung off-key and rosy cheeks or nostrils. derived from 'loopy' and 'lumpy'.
You know Rick is a little loompy when he sings "Hey Jude" while standing on the kitchen table.
by o'riyley September 2, 2005
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Loop Zoop

The name of the band Led Zeppelin, but written after you get high on wisdom teeth removal shit
>"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times
>I thought I was typing "Led Zeppelin"
by Edge1337 October 1, 2017
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lööps

The lööps are an ancient power made from the god "bröder". If you consume all the infinity lööps you will gain the strength of the bröder, you will also learn how to make lööps. The only way to find the lööps is to do the "lööp ritual" so the guardian of the lööps can come in to you home with the lööps.
How to make the ritual.
First you make a lööp out of lööps. Then you chant "Is the lööps ready, bröder" over and over again. If you do this every day during "no nut November" the guardian of the lööps will come on the first of destroy dick December and give you the lööps.
For the power to work you need to consume the lööps at exactly midnight.

If you consume the lööps before or after midnight you will become a lööp and you will be consumed by the lööp guardian. If the lööp guardian consumes you, you will enter a state of not living but not being dead ether. You will be a spectator of your own life, you will be able to think but you can not control your body. If you ask the lööp guardian nice he can let you go. If he lets you go you have to make the "lööp ritual" every day in the rest of your life, if you don't the lööp guardian will turn you into a lööp for the rest of your life.
If you want to read abode the lööp history go to lööp history.
Are the lööps ready bröder.
I need to consume the lööps.
give me the lööps
by The_lööp_guardian November 27, 2018
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