Little Lance 18

cock sucker and/or fag likes it in the pooper and has never had a girl friend. Has oral sex with his mom and then jacks off thinking aobut his brother. Sucks at halo2 when he has had over 400 hours on it.

dick sucker is really gay and likes to have sex with his dog and sucks at laser tag

by Little Lance 18 February 27, 2005

lancer evolution

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.

Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?

by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008

Llane

A common slang term from World of Warcraft. Horde players use it to denote a player showing utter mediocrity. Also used to describe physical sickness.

"Wow that guy has to be a llane. He's horrible."

"I think I'm going to llane. I feel terrible."

by madbomber123 December 16, 2006

Lance

Another term for marijuana. an alias of sort.

guy 1 "Hey man did you bring Lance?"
guy 2 "No. Lance has been extremely hard to find today"
guy1 "Crappy. I was hoping to get elsa'd tonight."

by artemis020 February 7, 2010

pinch a lancer

take a crap, drop a duse

hold on i got to go pinch a lancer

by tselv May 22, 2006

lancelot

one who refrains from bathing for long periods of time. this term is generally used for someone you despise and wish death upon.

Lancelot is a JERK and he smells like butt.

by delmur June 16, 2006

lancecdote

fenetic - (lans-ec-dote)
A hilarious story told me a one 'Lance Bradley'- A Teacher of Bury college England. Usually involving a piece of film related trivia, commonly featuring Uma Thurman, or the death of Julia roberts

'oh dude did you hear that top lancecdote about naming his son'?

'man that guy just got lanced'

by Fallen189 July 28, 2008