Lego

The coolest fucking shit ever

Sharon: I wanna suck his dick
Greg: Why

Sharon: Cos he has lots of Lego

by shitsniffer78 February 9, 2023

Lego

Lego: A plastic brick company. Their products are not to be eaten, but also not to be put on ✨le floor✨ because yo mom could step on it and you would be mom-le-ss for the rest of your life. And if you haven't felt pain for a few years, then step on Lego, ur going to feel what your mom felt when giving birth to you. It should be used in war.

BTW, have u tried making a city out of Lego??? ur going to regret it.

by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024

Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!

Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.

by Caleb26 January 21, 2018

Crackhead legos

Tweaker inventions

Crackhead legos is When people on drugs invent thing while tweaked out

by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019

lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021

Lego

Lego is a landmine designed and produced in Denmark, it is highly effective when put in narrow corridors.

Who the hell put this lego brick here?! That thing is like a landmine!

by Thebeanguy October 5, 2020

Lego Cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

(For more information refer to Lego loading)

Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024