Man Landers

It's like an Ann Landers advice columnist only it is a male giving the advice.

I don't understand what it is that my boyfriend /spouse wants from me. Maybe I will ask Man Landers

by Easy bake October 10, 2017

Hot Lauderdale

When your spa heater stops working so you and your significant other have to urinate on each other in the spa to keep warm

Damnit this hurricane took out the power lines. I guess we'll be doing a hot Lauderdale tonight

by Don Jo February 5, 2021

tomorrow lander

A gay person that’s fueled by violence and romance

Villanelle from killing eve is a tomorrow lander

by Unknown source November 2, 2022

Going full Lander

When you spill an entire wheel barrow full of concrete on the ground, then your boss/ girlfriend’s father tells you you have no upper body strength, then you blame the concrete truck driver even though he was just doing his job, then you have a full mental breakdown ruining your entire day, then get to go home early from work and take a nap but you’re still as irritable as you were before.

Cole’s going full lander, kid has no upper body strength.

by Cole Lander July 2, 2020

The Warden of Ladner

A man that daily roams the streets of a small town called Ladner located in BC Canada.

Looks there comes the warden of ladner!

by bige652 January 16, 2023

ladner

Ladner, better known as shelbyville. Is a farm town infested with cousin fucking homos.

I love my cousins cock in my bum, in ladner.

by haha fuckers February 6, 2008

lander

A long thin stick used for writing, doodling, or drawing in outdoor settings.

See also Sealander (writing in the sand) and Elander (writing in dirt)

The little boy doodled in the cement with a lander.

by zantern July 20, 2008