by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 8, 2025
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by certified.lolicon March 15, 2021
Get the certified.lolicon mug.Average Lollander is a 'meme' made by the micro celebrity called Seras. This meme is part of the reason the sentence my day be so fine, then boom, Seras was born. The meme incorporates a femboy version of jinx from league of legends, this comes from the fact that Lolland has Lol in it, aka league of legends. Over Jinx is the text "Average Loll lander" with bad grammar just to annoy you.
Lollander 1: what a great day today!
Lollander 2: Truly!
Seras: "Sends average Lollander image"
Lollander 1 & 2: SUKKEROE, KNUTHENBORG, JEG VE' IK' DE'
Lollander 2: Truly!
Seras: "Sends average Lollander image"
Lollander 1 & 2: SUKKEROE, KNUTHENBORG, JEG VE' IK' DE'
by LevB3 March 5, 2022
Get the Average Lollander mug.Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
Get the Chronic Lolicon Syndrome mug.The existence of "shotacons" and "lolicons" dates back to the Second World War, when Hitler was wiping society of the people he considered subhuman. He deemed the shotacons/lolicons subhuman because of their mental and physical delays due to them being severely inbred and overweight. The shotacons/lolicons were sent to the gas chambers, but the Nazis didn't have enough time to gas them all because of how diabolically obese they were; multiple of them didn't fit inside the gas chambers. Today, shotacons/lolicons always wine and compare themselves to those who suffered under the Nazis during the Second World War. Also; the majority of shotacons/lolicons honour their inbred ancestry by stroking their shit to incest hentai and fanfiction.
The springs of the mattress collapsed under the lolicon/shotacon's great mass, "holy shit!" Their mother cried, "when will you free me from this hell and go lose some weight?" She asked. "Not now mom, I'm gooning to lolis and shotas." Replied the shotacon/lolicon.
Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.
And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.
Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.
And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.
by Valk88 December 3, 2025
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