family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves

son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now

by Lablesss March 7, 2023

evil link

The people who project negative intentions on you and celebrate your pain, while pretending not to care about you. And fight about you, and can’t stop thinking about you. But they’re each other’s #evillink so it’s good right

They are my evil link, we plot and scheme.

by Witnessdeeznutz January 27, 2023

Klan-Link

A skin for the character "Link" from the title "Super Smash Bros.: Melee" which is entirely white. Making him appear as if he is a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

"I'm about to wipe the floor with your cotton-picking asses with klan-link."

by Jeremy Jones McNiggleson September 19, 2022

jerry link

A URL that a person refuses to open because it might contain content that is NSFW

Person 1: Did Dave message you on Steam?
Person 2: Yea, but I didn't open up the message because he usually sends me jerry links.

by seveneleven98 December 30, 2015

The Greatest link

The Rick roll link is the greatest link of all time for many reasons like it's a good way to troll your friends and get back at them for something they did

The greatest link is exactly what it is it is the greats link of all time :)

by Creation error 2816 February 19, 2022

D-Link

The act of wrapping a rubber band around the center of the shaft, creating two linked dicks, akin to a sausage link.

My dick is so sore from super raging d-link

by Yessirmessir August 24, 2016

Sassy link

The friend version of “sneaky link”; when you and your bestie hang out without the rest of the friend group, so you don’t want anyone to know

Me and my bestie finna sassy link later asf.

by Logang1000 May 3, 2021