Kevin

That one kid whose "Laptop ran out of battery and has to get a spare 1997 dell from the school"

Oh, Kevin!!!

by hohohhohohohoo May 23, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is a guy you want to be around with, he can be very soft and gentle to you and loves you for who you are. But sometimes Kevin has his phases of loosing hope, being angry, feel hate and he just wants to be alone, but at the end of the day, he won't harm the people he loves the most. Kevin can be very sensitive and emotional when talking about his family or friends. He has the most beautiful eyes and a very gentle touch, his dark brown hair amazes everyone. Kevin's also very passionate about music, cars and movies; he can be a huge nerd from time to time.

If you find a Kevin, keep him and don't let him go out of your life, if you do that; so will he.

Who's that guy over there? Oh it's Kevin, <insert name here> 's boyfriend.

by NoName44 April 24, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is fat

Yo kevin why you so fat

by Niggetr January 11, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a liar. I spent a whole year with him thinking he was this amazing great guy. I thought I had a real connection that was apparently ok one-sided. He will make you fall so deeply in love and look you in the eyes and tell you your the only one for him while at the same time hollering at every female that walks on the room. God forbid you piss him off. He will go from I'll take care of you to go suck some dick. He is very self centered and cocky. You will fall in love and get your heart broken. He will make promises he doesn't keep and drag you though hell. He will be the opposite of everything he claims to be. Even if you jumped in front of a gun for him he will not ever give you the respect that you deserve. On the plus side. He has taught me how to be honest the truth really will set you free. He is an amazing kisser.and I would kiss him forever if he'd let me. There isn't a single thing I wouldnt have done for him. I truly loved him. He is an amazing lover and he'll take you places you never thought you could go. But in the end he will promise you the world and then crush you. On purpose. Cruel.

Kevin is such a douchebag!
I hate Kevin for being a fuckboi!
I love Kevin, I could never leave him

by Ac3ofH3artzz May 1, 2022

Kevin

The male counterpart to Karen.

Kevin, often more physically aggressive than Karen, is the type of guy to get up in your personal space while telling YOU to "back off".

Friend-1: "Hey watch out, here comes Kevin."

Kevin, walking into Friend-2: "Back off!"

Friend-2: "C'mon, man, go bother someone else."

Kevin: "I am currently feeling threatened!"

by VermontMan July 18, 2020

Kevin

My mother fucking man if u touch him look at him or talk to him I’ll beat your head into a wall🙃 he is mine forever 😘 my nigga the best y’all go find u a Kevin but stay away from mine 😤😤😤

“That nigga Kevin fine asf”

“Yup that’s my husband leave him alone he don’t want u he wants me bitch 🙃”

by 🙄🙃🙃🙃🙃 December 24, 2018

Kevin

A racist, single-term council member of a small Washington town. His ideas are outdated and he doesn't understand how the internet works. See also: Don W.

Man, that dude thinking Black Lives Matter is a communist organization is a real Kevin W.

by selah2020 June 17, 2020