When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?
Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch
Person 1. Nice
Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch
Person 1. Nice
by DankDefintions February 21, 2011

by Jnndbgkdnfhdkfj£ July 25, 2020


An absolute god among men, he’s the one rich guy that’ll never flex. Not much is known about him but almost every knows he’s anal about his promises. If u ever have a problem he’s easy to talk to and will almost always be willing to help you in a time of need.
by A Random Bro April 27, 2019

by Pooon slayer 444 February 4, 2018

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.
Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.
Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022
