lil jon

An ugly as fuck man who cant rap but can only say three words.
And he doesn't even know how to pronounce those three words correctly.
Anyone who thinks lil jon is cool is a ass-face just like him!
by Enna B. January 09, 2005
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jon payne

that chill ass mothafucka thats fuckin down to get throwed any time of tha mothafuckin day and smokes on that mary j til the day he dies! his crazy ass gets locked up too much though and gots to keep his shit on the low sometimes but when he gets off papers, shit gets crunker then a biiitch especially when he sips on that gin!
you see that crazy ass nigga jon payne last night?!!
by happy420mothafucka October 12, 2011
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Jon Ano

A verbal cue referring to the act of anal fissures
Guy #1 "Hey how did your date go last night?"

Guy #2 "It went great I totally gave her a Jon Ano!"

Guy #1 "Nice!!!"
by Kilsker March 12, 2010
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Lil Jon

A Internationally well-known Super Producer who is known for creating the Crunk sound and other sub-genre's such as; Crunk'nb (Usher-Yeah) and Crunkcore. He has a generic American name (Johnathon Smith for those who don't know).
Always with the dreadlocks, grills, tatoos and pimp cup. He is the man responsible for producing the album and song, My Ghetto Report Card and Tell Me When To Go (E-40), that put the SF Bay Area in to the mainstream national limelight. As everyone know's he upped the ante on the words, YEAH, WHAT, OKAY! But he is also the King of not only Crunk but the king of Hyping Up songs and remixes. He also say's hype shit like JUMP! LETS GO! MUTHAFUCKA! or MUTHAFUCK! to add emphasis on something. (YOU SCARED! MUTHAFUCKA! YOU SCARED!) (WHY YOU FUCKIN WITH ME?!? DONT BE FUCKIN WITH ME!!!!!!!!!) All hailing from the ATL- dirty south region of the US. (Also know for starting the East Side Boys: Sam and the other guy. Bo I Wanna say)
The Ghost of Mac Dre aka Furl: Damn the cutty Lil Jon straight up brought the yay back on the map! Fa sho bruh!
by J-$crilla December 11, 2009
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jon-piece

something you call anything instead of using something gay like thingy-ma-jig or whichama-call-it.
Where's my jon? That's my jon.That's my jon-piece.Gimme that jon.
by DavidJ October 07, 2006
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jon dehkurdi

he is a self centered guy who doesnt understand anything, totally just into "getting some", and hates girls from new york, apparently???
jon dehkurdi- meets at library trys making up by the time we get down the block..then leaves to canada
by brooklyntown April 13, 2010
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rent-a-jon

he's such an asshole, he sleeps with your best friend, he snogs other girls while your at a party at your house, his name is john, etc..
by vikki July 01, 2003
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