Skip to main content

jojo argument

an argument so intense and loud usually in all caps, its best fitted with giornos theme in the backround
*sleepy makes a definition of me being a simp*

me: WHAT THE FUCK BRO I AINT A SIMP. YOUR ABOUTA START A JOJO ARGUMENT MAN
Sleepy: YES YOU ARE YOU SIMP FOR MONGEY GIRL
me: NO I DOONT ID MUCH RATHER BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE D&D THAN SIMPING FOR A WOMAN
sleepy: I DONT BELIEVE YOU.

*jojo music starts playing*
me: YOU LITERALLY TALK TO CERA WHILE WE GAME
sleepy: NOT TRUEEE
me: WE WHERE PLAYING BEDWARS AND YOU DECIDE TO CALL HER

me: BROS BEOFRE HOES REMEMBER??
sleepy: I SAID THAT TO YOU FIRST WHEN YOU SIMPED FOR CERA
me: YOU OPENLY ADMITTED TO LIKING HER
SLEEPY: IT WAS A JOKE
ME: SURE BUDDY FUCKIN WHORE FUCKER
SLEEPY: STUPID ASS CUNT
ME: FUCK YOU

SLEEPY: THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH???
ME:YOU LITERALLY DM ME ABOUT BEING HORNY TO ANIME BITCHES
SLEEPY: WTF DONT SAY THAT

ME: SORRY MAN. OK LETS JUST STOP FIGHTING
*jojo musc ends*
mugGet the jojo argumentmug.

jojo

You have weirdly large feet you absolute jojo
by Chazzythespazzy May 19, 2019
mugGet the jojomug.

Jojo Hoff

A guy who will rip a big one on your pillows, trade you for detos, play multiverse, and eat a strict diet of pizza rolls and burgers.
Person 1: So I met this guys the other day and he likes Doritos but he calls them detos for some reason?

Person 2: You met Jojo Hoff!
by Pigsbarfing July 27, 2022
mugGet the Jojo Hoffmug.

jojo rolland

a well smart intellagent person with a great deal of passion cant bullshit her she is right on it beautiful spirit with so much to give to the world wont ake noones shit
jojo rolland ia smart, loyal, nogame people, loving , kind , caring
by a personable people person December 7, 2012
mugGet the jojo rollandmug.

Jojo

Someone who gives great hugs. Really cute, attractive, and really fucking hot/smexy. Jojo is the start of something new and she might not be one’s “type” but she’s very flexable to become one’s “type”. Lovable. Adorable. Dominant. “Top”. Treat them with respect, honesty, and pure love. Just know that’s she’s here to stay and not be temporary and used. If you do that you’re the scum of the earth. Simp for this person.❤️
Hi, Jojo. Thank you for being here for me.❤️
That’s Jojo, easily the most attractive person in the universe.
by TheHmongTroll November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jojomug.

Jojo

A Jojo is one of the most amazing, brilliant, talented people on the planet. They can light up a room as soon as they enter. They are shy at first but once you get to know them they are crazy and wild. They can sometimes seem emotionless and shallow but they are very deep so keep an eye on them. If you meet a Jojo keep them in your life forever.
Person1 ‘My best friend is Jojo’
Person2 ‘you are so lucky
by Smiledave March 11, 2021
mugGet the Jojomug.

Jojo

Lukas:jojo sucks

Liam: now get ready to die of facts
by Actually not giorno November 29, 2021
mugGet the Jojomug.

Share this definition