Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Joby Winkle

When sitting on the toilet and pushing out a dump when all of a sudden, you begin urinating at the same time as shitting and it feels magical.

Man I ate a lot of curry and drank a hell of a lot off beer, excuse me I need a Joby winkle.

by Sanjive Johnson August 25, 2013

jobsbody

One whose bodily physique clearly reflects their line of work.

"See that fat bastard working in the pie shop? He's a right jobsbody."

by Snakebite October 11, 2013

jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist

Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place

by Ecktamine September 20, 2015

jossy league

A pair of kidults. One male and one female. Known to be full of surprises and often slightly retarded but awesome none the less when paired together. A case of 1+1=MEGA! A perfect combination.

Look at those weirdos. They got a jossy league goin' on!

by Miss I Wood July 25, 2016

josby

Jos-Bæ
A short chubby midget elf whom pops everyone's ass who is shorter than him because he can't fight someone his size or taller. Also extremely gay and fabulous.

Oh no.

Oh no Josby you got me fucked up

by anhoeika February 28, 2017

Jobby

An annoying person or a piece of shit; could also be an annoying piece of shit of a person.

"Man, my teachers is such a jobby" or "I had Mexican food last night and did a massive jobby."

by EnglishIsNotYourFirstLanguage April 14, 2017