Jesus

The Son of God. Nuff said.

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Jesus: "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength... Love your neighbor as yourself. There is no commandment greater than these." (Mark 12:30-31)

Humanity's Response: "Crucify him!" (Luke 23:21)
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your, savior. He came down to earth to pay the price for your sins. He loves you more than you could ever imagine, and can change your life if you turn to him.

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Jesus is my savior
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For us religious people Jesus is our lord and savior known as "lord, Lord almighty, the holy one, and our savior Christ "
Joe: Hey you beautiful stranger come learn about Jesus
Stranger: Alright!
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The lords of lords the kings of kings
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Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.
Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).
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Guy 1: did u hear the about hey soos
Guy 2: Did u mean Jesus
Guy 1: same thing

Jesus: I think not *zaps guy 2, killing him*
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Jesus, he is our lord and saviour. Jesus means someone who is apperantly immortal and know everything in this world, he can protec and he can attac, most most importantly he will take a snac!
Damn boi, have you seen Jesus? He is that one G man. He snacks, and he also Attacks. WOW
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