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Jessica

Jessica is the girl with the fattest ass on the planet. It bounces and shakes the earth each time. Though her ass is quite voluptuous, her tits aren’t anything to laugh. They jiggle and wiggle as she walks infatuating all.
Guy1: hey is that Jessica
Guy2: yeah I think so I just busted a nut
by Thebiggestdick June 16, 2020
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Jessica

That one crazy bitch that seduces their teachers for better grades.
Person 1: Oh shit, is that Jessica?
Person 2: Yeah, she's the biggest hoe alive.
by Maya_papaya1 September 26, 2020
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Jessica

She is a girl who likes hentai very much. She is a total anime weeb. although she is a weeb she can be smart sometimes. another thing about Jessica is that she has a BIG SMILE. she fun to play with and be around. She is helpless when someone takes her stuff. however she can be nice
"Omg did you see Jessica? she was hugging a light pole"

"Oh yea I saw her saying that she like hentai"
by You_Will_Never_Kno_Who_I_ AM February 4, 2019
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Jessica

A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.
E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.

E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.

Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica
by LonelySlaveInAfrica December 22, 2018
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Jessica

Extremely outgoing girl. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet in your life. She is also very smart and pretty even though she tries to deny it. She always hates on herself, and doesn't realize that she is beautiful. She is also gifted athletically and artistically. She is really good at making friendship bracelets!!! Everyone wants to be friends with her and be with her.
Omg is that Jessica?!?!?!
I want to be her!!!
by ASDFASDjalsdk June 26, 2019
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Jessica

Afzaal’s waifu
by Papa zal June 21, 2018
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Jessica

The most beautiful and soft person on the planet, They are the greatest person to be in a relationship as they can provide emotional loving support which can bring you to tears with their massive amount of space for love.

The name Jessica emits raw love straight from the soul and you'd be elated to have them in your life, oh and they love cats too! you'd love to be around Jessica.
"Damn, I am just so lucky to have Jessica with me, she is just a blessing to this earth and more."
by FillangeTime November 19, 2018
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