The truest dude you'll ever meet, but he'
s maddening AF. He'
s the kind of guy that goes to the store for a thing, buys a bunch of stuff. Comes back without the thing. Nearly. Every. Effing. Time. Like, you think you
don't have to worry about it, cause you know, he brought a list. Still no thing. He's not all bad. If Jay were a
horse, you would buy another just like him. And then, shoot them both.