Jason

Jason is that boy. yes. that guy. that guy who will walk in the hallway, but then out of no where, starts running. He says weird stuff. It is hard to understand Jason, as you never know if he is being serious. Once hes on stage, you can't get him off. He never goes down with out a fight. Jason is nice. He makes you feel happy sometimes. But. No.

I know a Jason.

by jasonyeager10121 February 28, 2018

Jason

Jason is a sound lad that pulls all the beours.jason tends to be ginger and have bald patches

Jason has alopecia

by Coolswagmemelord May 14, 2018

Jason

hahahahahah jason ? stupid idiot nigga he's so fucktard i can't talk about that stupid name anymore

i wish all jason's will die

by by jason February 17, 2017

Jason Jason

Giving head with a mouth full of Sylvia

I got some fire Jason Jason last night

by Thichboi_ 42069 December 4, 2020

Jasonism

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.

*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism

by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017

Jasonic

1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009

Jasonism

The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"

"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.

by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008