by Avadapikachu February 15, 2023
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When you pick your nose, but your septum ring traps your finger within your tiny nostril canal and then you realize how stupid you look with a bull ring.
Bought a new bull ring at hot topic the other day and while puttin it in I noticed a nice juicy booger. So I made the mistake of trying to get it, and I finger jail myself.
by Pattachusetts October 8, 2015
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Get the Aldine Jail Route Grim Reaper mug.Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.
In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.
In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.
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by wstydrfigyuh May 10, 2022
Get the jail mug.A sexual dance performed by an adult on a minor, or vice-versa, resulting in one or both of the participants serving time
"Hey man, did you hear about the kid that went to the club for his birthday? What a badass!"
"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"
"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"
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