A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.
by Jonson McNally  November 23, 2019
 Get the Jacobmug.
Get the Jacobmug. So fucking gay he sucks so much penis that he died. Usually he has a small penis so it’s annoying to everyone
by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019
 Get the Jacobmug.
Get the Jacobmug. A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.
by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019
 Get the Jacobmug.
Get the Jacobmug. Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"
Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"
Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"
*Friends theme song plays in Russian*
Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"
Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"
*Friends theme song plays in Russian*
by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018
 Get the Jacobmug.
Get the Jacobmug. 
