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Jacob

Ah shit it’s jacob he about to steal my girl
by Pirgdgdgdhdh February 11, 2019
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Jacob

A (small dick whiteboy) that is short and doesn't know how to listen
Her: Jacob put it in
Jacob:it is in
Her:WHAT! WHY IS IT SO SMALL
by Bighonker50 February 16, 2020
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Jacob

An idiot who will hopefully kill himself or die alone. His dick is microscopic and you need the most powerful microscope to see it. No cares about him or has any positive feelings for him
AHHHHHHHHH HELP JACOB HAS GOT ME. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY THAT I LOVE.NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUFHDYDFSSHSHFSNGSJGZJGSNFUTSNFJTT
by Ltlitty November 23, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a very Kind, Loving, Funny, Handsome person. If a Jacob likes u you a very lucky person. Don’t lose jacob he will be there for you through thick and thin. Jacob has bad anger issues but will try his hardest to make sure he doesn’t hurt you.
Girl: Jacob likes me.
Girl 2: date him he is so nice and he will love you with all his heart!
by Jacoblover<3 October 18, 2019
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Jacob

The name of a white kid who's cock is like 7 inches and gets fatter from bottom to top. Like the tip of that thing doesnt fit in a toilet paper roll. Hes also got a good sized pair of balls. He has a slight curve at the top of it so he can hit that g-spot or prostate. Whatever he decides to do with that thing. Highly blessed.
Have you seen this cock? Yeah it belongs to that white kid named Jacob.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
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Jacob

The type of guy that people like. Always willing to go the extra mile to make you smile. A little unrefined when it comes to manners but makes up for it with his comedy. Not exactly an Adonis, but not Fugly. A big flirt, and can be a little forward. Great listener, and offers helpful advice when necessary.
Girl 1: "Jacob gave me some relationship advice last night and it really helped!"
Girl 2: "that's awesome of him to do that! He must be a really nice guy!"
by Kashe99 November 4, 2018
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Jacob

A really annoying person who always bugs you and wont leave you alone.
Omg Everyone jacobs here prepare to be annoyed.
by Kitty_lover104691 July 16, 2018
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