Skip to main content

Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.
by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009
mugGet the Jakeing Off mug.

double jacking

When you accidentally plug two banana plugs into the same hole. Other wise known as the mating ritual of the consenting adult banana jack.
Kirt was double jacking it this morning and messed up his equipment!
by Clive&Cleetus May 25, 2007
mugGet the double jacking mug.

musci jacking

To enter a friends myspace just to listen to their amazing playlist of music or videos.
Dude, quit musci jacking off my myspace, i dont put that music there for ur entertainment!
by Ray Mac March 10, 2008
mugGet the musci jacking mug.

Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")
"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."
by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013
mugGet the Flap-Jacking-Off mug.

Blue Jacking

This is the process of using a function on a bluetooth enabled phone, normally a Sony Ericsson, and browsing someones files without the permisson. If you take something, this is bluejacking.
Did you hear about Paris Hilton? Her phone got bluejacked and her sex video got out!
by YidMaster2144 July 23, 2005
mugGet the Blue Jacking mug.

Jacking off

its when your badically fucking someones asshole and your saying so hard so loud that ur girl hears you in asia
jacking off is having 69 in the car

oooooooof
by jackingoffshit July 9, 2019
mugGet the Jacking off mug.

Space-Jacking

The sometimes shady process of aquiring new friends on Myspace from other people's friends list.
Example #1:
Space-Jacker #1: "Man, did you see that chick on Jeremie's profile?"

Space-Jacker #2: "Yeah, that bitch is pretty fuckin fine. I think imma have to space-jack her."

Example#2:
Space-Jacker #1: "Man I went space-jacking last night, and picked up like 23 new bitches...allllll fine as fuck. yeahhhhh man."
by ODUB December 22, 2008
mugGet the Space-Jacking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email