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A Josh is someone who dresses like an old man, arranges his pens, makes you a cup of tea. He enjoys gardening but sadly will never have a lawn of his own.
Person A: "you're clothes make you look like my grandfather."
Person B: "yeah, they make you look like a real josh."
by SpookleZz October 15, 2019
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All round awesome. The most popular guy in the school. Loves animals. Cure, attractive and handsome. Josh(s) are usually nervous at start but when they get knowing you you'll just want to kiss him. He's very popular on YT and Instagram with and average of 20k followers/subs. When you meet this guy you'll wonder why you never knew him before.
"WHOS THAT GUY WITH 20K ON INSTAGRAM?!"
"obviously Josh"
by Real nic3 guy October 29, 2019
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The best fucking person you will ever meet
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The kid who is always whipped by his girl. A josh a.k.a a cuck or a snake is the first kid to boy a motive for his girl even though she bullies him. You can always rely on a Josh to tell you how bad him and his girls relationship is but he will never learn his lesson. Often, you may find a Josh in the company of his girl wearing her clothes such as a dress and heels but he will always tell you he was pressured into it.
Friend 1 - Yo, you seen Josh at all today
Friend 2 - Nah fam, he left the house this morning to go get a haircut
Friend 1 - Bro, it's 9pm i bet he's at that girls house again
Friend 2 - For sure man, that kid is such a Josh
by TheWordTeller December 9, 2019
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Josh isnt really the most independent person, he is usually quite fat and he can never fight his own battles and almost always does everything in his power to be liked by everybody, even if that means backstabbing somebody

Josh's normally start of quiet then gets on the edge of a train track before jumping off onto a new one, not before crashing the train though.
"who was that kid and why was he acting like such a dick"

"eh it was probably Josh"
by YourAveragePeter October 10, 2019
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Josh tries to find the right person. He'll keep looking until he finds them. If he loves you and you let him go, it will break his heart. He is an extraordinary, amazing, kind, smart, attractive, and funny. He can make anyone laugh no matter what mood they're in. Josh is the best person you'll ever meet.
I love Josh!

Who doesn't?
by Seball November 19, 2016
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by IYeetMyKid April 14, 2021
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