Skip to main content

Josh

Josh also known as pop clutch can’t drive anything that has a motor in it. When he rides a dirt bike he pops the clutch and wrecks half the time. When he drives a side by side he crashes into trees after talking about what a great driver he is.
by nitsird June 23, 2019
mugGet the Joshmug.

Josh

The type of person that would wash his hands after a shower, and only be known for being funny.
Yoe reckon she likes him?

No, he's probably a Josh
by DripexX October 22, 2019
mugGet the Joshmug.

Josh

A overall cool guy, a kid you will never want to mess with; has the best comebacks and is super hot; i have a crush on him but nobody knows. His last name is pretty sexy too
Person 1: Did you see Josh with that girl today?

Person 2: Yea he’s super hot and he’s from Baton Rouge!
by _IHaveDaddyIssues_ August 31, 2019
mugGet the Joshmug.

Josh

Josh is your typical I-get-the-solo-in-choir, fuck you kinda guy. He never tries, yet he still gets whatever he wants. Josh is the kind of person who will talk shit about everyone, but is still liked by everyone regardless. Josh will tell you that you suck regardless of whether or not you're a sensitive person or not. Josh has an amazing personality, and is not the kind of person that you wanna fuck with. Josh will destroy your life in a snap and will drag you like a ragdoll.
Person 1: "What do you mean? He's so nice."
Person 2: "Who, Josh? He'll eat you out if you fuck with him."
by qwui yer November 9, 2018
mugGet the Joshmug.

Josh

When someone doesn’t understand when the joke is over
by Creeperkiller73718 November 13, 2019
mugGet the Joshmug.

Josh

Josh is an overprotective kinda guy to most girls. You wont catch him hanging out with any guys, mostly just with little girls in a "platonic'' kind of way. Josh becomes very defensive for any women, especially Egirls ranging anywhere from 12-16 years old. Although others may potentially see his actions as unethical, he disagrees and never holds himself accountable. Josh is usually a manipulative liar that targets his lies and deceits to the people he calls his friends. Josh has many fetishes such as animated video game pornography, Cuck porn, and teenage porn. Solitary confinement areas are mostly filled with the social rejects and pedophiles named Josh.
Oh my God! I bet Josh has shackles in his basement!

Hey, my name is Josh, and I don't mind how old you are, age is just a number.
by AtholPoliceDepartment December 23, 2022
mugGet the Joshmug.

Josh

A crazy Brazilian/Indian who will most likely shoot up his school and have a Mercedes AMG as a runaway vehicle.
Josh was talking to me about what type of gun is most effective for mass killings
by blank24589720983562407 March 1, 2020
mugGet the Joshmug.

Share this definition