infartuation

Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.

I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.

by QuacksO January 10, 2016

ingvardsen

Some dumb bitch who's drunk

Gurl, she's a fucking ingvardsen

by someone_idk June 27, 2016

Intard

Being in the current state of tard.

Dude, I can't believe how intarded you are sometimes...

by That One Dude Bro December 11, 2016

ingvarsson

Ingvarsson is a last name. Every ingvarsson is strict and polite. They don't share much information and keep everything for themselves. They dress grey and are a bit boring overall.

Person 1: why is he dressed so grey?
Person 2: eh he must be an Ingvarsson

by mwahSko December 12, 2016

intardesting

When something is interesting but only because of how retarded it is.

Stacy: " I think women should be treated better than men to offset the privilege CIS WHITE MEN have"

Me: "Intardesting stacy"

by GodlessEngineer January 24, 2017

inaree

Someone who is funny kind smart intelligent overprotective sweet likeable smart even tho she may act dumb she is also sensitive but try to keep it inside

You are so annoying inaree

by Tynisaa May 20, 2018

ingar

A wise old man whom will help you in hopeless situations. He may look innocent, but be aware! He has an horible sense of humor! He is also very VERY proud of his nationality and home town. If you have vacation you must be aware of that he will drag you along on an skiing trip!

-Duuudddd! That guy over ther in the Marius-sweater was yelling for Stranda-mør! - He is totally a Ingar!

by ALVENASA March 2, 2018