Instagram

Porn.

Person 1: Yoo, I spent like 3 hours jerking off to busty milfs and college girls on Instagram explore yesterday
Person 2: Dude, why didn't you just use pornhub?
Person 1: Cuz I don't wanna do all this incognito, VPN bullshit when Instagram is quick access amatuer porn lol
Person 2: Bruh

by domainflipper February 11, 2024

Instagram Toaster

Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.

*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*

Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.

by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019

INSTAGRAM

The place where girls try and show off their TikTok moves or big butts

place where boys go to show off there eboy stupid selves

Hailey:I miss this bubble gum and that cheeko stick(
Jordyn(shut the fuck up cause you can’t dance)
Hailey:shut you eboy ass up cause your hairline even disapproved so it left

Jordyn:instagram and tiktok are both places to show my hairline stupid

by Why did my mom get pregnant December 4, 2019

instagram user povified

in love w samti3r !

person 1: hey i think i like instagram user povified!

person 2: instagram user povified is absolutely in love w instagram user samti3r, you dont have a chance!

by samti3r February 7, 2022

god of instagram

delirixus.aep

delixirus.aep is the god of instagram edits

by pleaseimjusttryinftogetaname September 19, 2020

Instagram editers

Editers who think spin transition + Twixtor + Rap Music + Black Bars = FIRE AMV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Instagram editers - hEY LoOk its a instagram editer omg FUCKING DISGUSTING!

by Kameus February 20, 2021

instagram

instagram witch most people call insta is a social media app were you can friend and follow other people and chat with the people you friend and follow. You can also post pictures and videos you can also post polls (were you can type a question and two different awnsers and other people on insta can tap on them as there awnser) another thing you can post are tbhs (witch stands for to be honest) and other users can put and emoji in the box that there is to describe that person.

person 1: HONEY GET OFF INSTAGRAM
person2: ok i will go on snapchat then (urban dictonary cominng out soon!)
person1: screw my life

by Ice cream and dog lover1234567 October 1, 2018