Inverted Porcupine

Slut - meaning if you inverted a porcupine, there would be a lot sticking in as opposed to sticking out - see Pin Cushion

That broad is a total inverted porcupine...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 4, 2008

Invert Jarvis

Someone who has a haircut which is long at the front and shaved at the sides

Look at that kid, what an Invert Jarvis he has!

by Moorejam March 27, 2009

inverted cowboy

When a girl inverts the vagina then shits on the mans dick for lube to insert it easier and be woman has to be fat and has STDs

Danny laid down while shawna inverted her vagina and shit on Danny's dick and then proceeded to fuck him with her fat STD body

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hey! Danny! Let's do an inverted cowboy!

by DirtyCowboyMan69420 April 11, 2017

inversal

the act of making something something inverted.

synonym: inverting

the groom went up the aisle in his stunning white dress to meet his bride in her handsome tuxedo . "well that was an inversal of my gender expectations..."

by mamatechnician June 11, 2018

ex I never had

1. Someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person.

2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.

*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away*
GF: Who is THAT?
BF: Ugh, the ex I never had.

'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone?
BF: uhhhhh...
GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?

by talon256 July 21, 2012

inverted emo

You must be the opposite of emo- meaning white is the new black. Wearing minimal black and mainly white and BRIGHT colors is accpetable. Also, your shoes cannot have laces. I.E. kids speak in very complicated ways when saying the simplest things. Inverted Emos must be highly intelligent. They have to watch the news and be educated on global issues. If you don't have a scarily large vocabulary, then you are not I.E.. And if youspell things wrong, then you cannot ever be an I.E..

Those chicks in all white are so Inverted. They wear awesome aviators with their white outfits. An Inverted Emo person might say instead of saying 'I'm happy'- "I have sunshine on my insides."

by B & A March 31, 2008