internet lying syndrome 

When someone across the internet makes unbelievable claims without any proof of backing it up and does it repeatedly. They usually do it because they have low self-esteem and want people to like them. Since nobody really knows if someone over the internet is lying or telling the truth.

Person1: Yeah, so I've had sex with over 100 girls, I'm a millionaire, I've got way over 500 cars, and I live in a mansion.
Person2: Oh cool, can I see some pictures of your mansion and cars?
Person1: Oh, sorry, I don't have a camera =(.
Person2: So let me get this straight, you're a millionaire and you live in a mansion, but you can't even buy a measly camera? Dude, you have ILS.
Person1: What's ILS?
Person2: Internet Lying Syndrome.

internet lying syndrome by Tomajko April 15, 2008

Internet Troll 

Someone who takes pleasure in causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "Justin"

"Man, this Justin guy is such an internet troll."

Internet Troll by vomitingicecreamcone September 18, 2016

the internet 

A series of tubes, not a big truck.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...

Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

the internet by Zopwx2 July 31, 2006

Rules of the internet 

Some made up rules of the internet that must be followed. People do anything to follow them. One well-known rule is Rule 34.

Person 1: hey, look up the rules of the internet!
Person 2: *looks it up*
Person 2: *Dies*

Rules of the internet by ihvftyh February 19, 2021

internet gremlins 

the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging...

a: hi
b: hi
#a is now offline#
#a is online#
a: f**kin internet gremlins raping my connection
b: lol

internet gremlins by jackdemo May 8, 2008

Internet Limbo

The act of not knowing the next website or act to do on the internet.

Steve: *Sigh*
Bob: What's wrong with you?
Steve: Oh, nothing I'm just in internet limbo.
Bob: Sucks for you. I'm looking at porn.

Internet Limbo by Warfalcon May 1, 2010

internetizen 

1. A citizen of the internet 2. One who has no life. 3. One whose home is an incorporeal series of electronic signals. 4. A very sad individual. 5. Modern man.

If you spend as much time on the internet as you do off it, you are an internetizen.

internetizen by Fleetlord Atvar August 5, 2010