"Innocence theory" is the theory in where if a person is rich, a politician, a movie star, owner of a company, or otherwise well-known - that they are automatically innocent no matter what the evidence is which shows them as guilty. Die hard believers in innocence theory tend to not even care if the person themselves had admitted to the conspiracy.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.
"Oh, so you think Epstein killed himself in jail huh? And what about everyone else who would have wanted him dead? Oh they're innocent? So you believe in *innocence theory* huh?"
"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."
"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."
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"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"
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Get the kleinian theory mug.Within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Through the fusion of two atomic masses the universes within them collide to form one greater though unstable universe. Through division one atomic mass is split and so splits the universe within it into two smaller but much more stable universes. The universes within atomic masses lie dormant until either fusion or division.
If we assume that Kesler's Theory is true then we can also assume that the Big Bang Theory is also true and was the result of the fusion of two atomic masses in another universe.
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Get the Kesler's Theory mug.A socio-economic theory named by the character Captain Samuel Vimes in Terry Pratchet's novel "Men at Arms." The boots theory suggests that wealthy individuals end up spending less money in the long run compared to poorer individuals due to the wealthy being able to invest in high-quality products that last for several years or more, whereas the impoverished must subsist on cheaper, low-quality versions of the same items that only last for a short period of time before needing to be replaced.
"My rich friend is able to buy a pair of boots that cost me two months' salary, and they'll last him forever. I'm stuck buying crappy knock-offs that wear out after only a few weeks. That's boots theory in practice right there."
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Get the Tiktok..theories mug.The theory that all modern day life originated from the distanf planet Rae. The Raemi peoples set forth on their voyage in the year 609, and projected their landing on our solar systems Sun. However, tragedy struck when the Sun flared, and their ships were subverted into a crash landing on Earth. The Raemi peoples lost most of their advanced resources, and were forced to adapt and evolve into the modern day human.
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