Sim Moment

when things are to perfect to be a coincidence.

That was a total sim moment dude

by jkazm May 13, 2019

Millgate Moment

An inarticulate moment of chaos. Totally void of connection to current topic of conversation. Explosion of words creating a sense of wild bewilderment but immense hilarity from either obscurity of ridiculousness

Phil: So I found out I was dying of cancer today.

Millgate: I have a friend who eats dirt....

Phil:What a millgate moment!

by Philthy84 April 16, 2014

Cho Moment

When you aren't pretending to be stupid.

Guy 1: I lost my passport guys!
Guy 2: Have you looked in your jacket?
Guy 1: Yes.
*Finds passport in jacket*
Guy 1: Oh, it was in my jacket.
Guy 2: LOL Cho Moment!

by Father Jerome May 14, 2018

sandpit moment

1. A moment of great reflection on your life.

Your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant, it's unplanned and you're completely unprepared. It's time for a sandpit moment. You head to the nearest park and go sit by the local recreational sandpit reflecting.

by morpah October 18, 2012

Swqs Moment

When someone does something so stupid that its an Swqs moment

How do you miss that, you just pulled an swqs moment

by Swqsmoment January 10, 2022

Kayla Moments

‘Kayla Moments’ are unbelievably dumb or stupid moments where one asks unintelligent questions whilst having a mental blank. These can be common in daily lives.

Kayla moments
E.g Do birds lay eggs? Do strawberries grow on trees? Do sea containers hold fishes?

by Kayla Moment Creator March 24, 2019

Grant Moment

A grant moment may qualify as a person saying a very unique one liner especially in a way that is retarded, funny, and something you would not expect.

Example 1
Person A: *calls Person B*
Person B: I'm gyming fucktard

Person A: that is such a Grant moment

Example 2
Person A: Good morning, I hope your morning wood is oak
Person B: That is such a Grant Moment

by eladalo June 8, 2023