Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

Last morning

Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.

Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.

Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.

by slim415 December 15, 2009

corn for the morn

when one consumes a powdered narcotic, such as ketamine or the drone - that one has also consumed the night before - in the morning, frequently off the corner of a credit/debit card for better facilitation.

'shit man theres still some k left'
'best have a corn for the morn then'

by general fiasco May 19, 2010

Morning Wood

You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.

Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.

by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019

Bad Morning

A person you don't want to mess around.

Friend: Look at her she's such a Bad Morning
Friend 2: Better stay away!

by Eusebiu May 18, 2020

Last Morning

A phrase to describe the construct of time outside of the present moment.

Steph: when did you go to the playground?
Vivi: last morning

Seb: when is dinner?
Vivi: last morning!

by Bakcurnshakf December 8, 2018

Morning coffee

Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.

Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."

by MassBoss June 19, 2013