a bitch that moves on fast from a 2 yr long relationship but gets mad when her ex gets with someone just as fast.
"Haylee Roberts is a fucking hypocrite."
"Why?"
"She got mad at her ex for getting with someone else but she got with Hayden 1 day after they broke up!"
"Why?"
"She got mad at her ex for getting with someone else but she got with Hayden 1 day after they broke up!"
by bingus and fnaf October 13, 2022

by IsayboiIfyouDont May 21, 2020

When your just a person who gets a bit angry sometimes, and now your so called "friend" are calling you a hypocrite.
Emmanuel: Dude yesterday I asked you if I could be added to the Ty Family Server!
Riley: Of course no one wanted you to join because your a hypocrite!!!
Rohan: Isn't that obviously?
Emanuel (Feels Hypocrited).
Riley: Of course no one wanted you to join because your a hypocrite!!!
Rohan: Isn't that obviously?
Emanuel (Feels Hypocrited).
by cool dude 09876543211234567890 April 14, 2022

Someone who becomes upset with another's behaviour, but will also partake in the exact same behaviour.
Jessica became extremely irate wither her friend Michael for forgetting her birthday, while October 21st came around and did not feel it necessary to mention his birthday. This makes her a hypocrite
by BirthdayBandit November 6, 2010

by lolpooosock September 25, 2020

One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.
Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"
Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."
"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."
Joe: "What a hypocrite."
Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."
"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."
Joe: "What a hypocrite."
by 4GSam October 15, 2011
